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Plaxico Burress is a free man and looking for gainful employment in the National Football League as we speak.  While this is mainly because Plax didn’t get cable in the joint and is therefore unaware that there probably won’t be an NFL season next year and he would be better off looking elsewhere in order to uphold his parole conditions and pay off his legal fees. This release has led to an orgy of just plain TERRIBLE writing in the past couple of weeks.  Since I have no way of avoiding it, I may as well mock it.  Let’s go. Continue reading