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2015 Cowboys Schedule Breakdown!

They will play 16 games. 8 at home 8 on the road. Most of them are on Sunday’s but a few are on Monday or Thursday. Most of them are against the NFC but 4 are against the AFC. There are some tough games in there but there are also some that they should win. There are also a few that could go either way. They key to the season will be winning as many of the 16 as they can. 
Schedule breakdowns are pointless. 


Plaxico Burress is a free man and looking for gainful employment in the National Football League as we speak.  While this is mainly because Plax didn’t get cable in the joint and is therefore unaware that there probably won’t be an NFL season next year and he would be better off looking elsewhere in order to uphold his parole conditions and pay off his legal fees. This release has led to an orgy of just plain TERRIBLE writing in the past couple of weeks.  Since I have no way of avoiding it, I may as well mock it.  Let’s go. Continue reading

April Fools Special – Lies, Lies, Lies

In honor of April Fools Day, I had originally planned to write a press release similar to the ones with the Rob Morgus and Austin Grill interviews, announcing that Bill Simmons was going to include Obstructed View Sports as a part of his new website.  After thinking about this, I decided that it would be a lot of work, and not all that believable.  So instead, i finnished up a column that, like April 1st, is centered around telling lies.

Coming Up, Why Cooke is okay with his suspension


You have my word that almost nothing of what follows is true.  Enjoy.

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