Plaxico Burress is a free man and looking for gainful employment in the National Football League as we speak. While this is mainly because Plax didn’t get cable in the joint and is therefore unaware that there probably won’t be an NFL season next year and he would be better off looking elsewhere in order to uphold his parole conditions and pay off his legal fees. This release has led to an orgy of just plain TERRIBLE writing in the past couple of weeks. Since I have no way of avoiding it, I may as well mock it. Let’s go. Continue reading
In honor of April Fools Day, I had originally planned to write a press release similar to the ones with the Rob Morgus and Austin Grill interviews, announcing that Bill Simmons was going to include Obstructed View Sports as a part of his new website. After thinking about this, I decided that it would be a lot of work, and not all that believable. So instead, i finnished up a column that, like April 1st, is centered around telling lies.
You have my word that almost nothing of what follows is true. Enjoy.