I’m done. I’m officially done. I am like a girl at a Beyonce concert, in that I can’t even. I have lost my ability to even. I may even die. Because I’m out of outrage. If you came here looking for talk about suspensions, coverups or arrests, go somewhere else. This is probably going to be a shorter NitPicks, but my promise to you is that the names of NFL running backs that are not playing this weekend will not be brought up.
If nothing else, Mirco Mueller looks like an NHL player at this point. The 6-foot-3 defenseman was listed at 175 pounds when he reported for training camp in 2013, but he’s up to 205 now, per CSN Bay Area.
That’s including 10-to-12 pounds added since the end of the 2013-14 campaign, but the question is if that extra muscle will be enough to push him over the edge in the battle for a roster spot. The 19-year-old defenseman hasn’t made his NHL debut yet and only has nine games worth of AHL experience.
I don’t remember if I said it on here (probably not because I’ve posted like 3 times since the Sharks got eliminated), but at some point somebody asked me what the Sharks should do this offseason to be a better team next year.
My response was that number 1, they should have Mirco Mueller be Olli Maatta, a rookie who can step in and be a bonna fide #2 defenseman and turn a lacking blueline around, and they should trade 2013-2014 Anti Niemi, who was average at best, for 2013 Anti Niemi, because that guy was awesome.
No word yet on number 2, but puting on 30 lbs of muscle between your draft and your debut is a good start.
(PS. I say the Maatta thing as if I’m joking, but that really is what they need: a young defenseman to step up and contribute in a key role. Hopefully Mueller is that guy, although I’m still holding out hope on Nick Petricki.)
Neither Johnny Chase, nor Kevin Dillon are mentioned here, but I called this post ‘Drama, Drama, Drama,’ and Entourage was awesome.
I changed the default settings on my Microsoft Word this week so that when I open a new document I’m automatically in Times New Roman. Absolute game changer. I tell you that because I never know what to say in these intros and that’s as good a way as any to break the silence
The thing that stuck out the most to me this past weekend is this: Every team wants to go to an up tempo game where you air it out, stretch the field and make big plays. There is talk about how the game is changing, about how the hurry up, big play, offensive juggernaut style is the way of the future, and it isn’t wrong. The problem is, when teams get inside the 10, they look absolutely lost trying to punch it in, because their style of play just doesn’t work in short yardage situations.
Guess what, offensive coordinators of America? Unless you have like 1 of 4 receivers in the pros (maybe a few more in college), a corner fade is a REALLY EFFING LOW percentage play. Stop trying it on first and second down every time you are trying to punch it in for 6.
The most obvious reason is simple. Teams are running offenses inside of scoring territory that have little resemblance to what they’re running between the 20s, and when your entire scheme changes trying to end a drive, the results aren’t likely to be great.
I was tempted to dig into this even deeper, and raise questions about a general move away from the run (I do think that the abilities of D-linemen are moving away from the abilities of O-lines to run block), but I’ll wait to see if it continues before I get into that. Suffice for now to say that it looked extraordinarily sloppy in both the college and the pro game this far.
Lastly, I will say that it’s possible that this is an early season thing; that is a result of defenses being ahead of offenses schematically. That’s entirely possible, but there are other factors that could explain it, so we will have to wait and see.
I’m so sick of the Ray Rice thing so I am going to make this as fast as I possibly can. It isn’t incumbent upon the NFL or the Ravens to investigate one of their players. That is 100% on the Atlantic City Police and the District Attorney, who had subpoena power to see the video and the authority to press charge. In not doing so, they put the other organizations in the position of having to punish a player who was not charged and prosecuted, or risk looking extraordinarily bad, which they do now.
I’m not saying that they didn’t mess up (what happened could reasonably have been inferred from the available video), but I place 99% of my scorn on the authorities whose job it actually is to enforce this sort of thing.
There is a Pandora’s box of issues that I could get into, because a million things about this make me angry, but one is the incessant coverage of it completely overshadowing what is taking place in the sports world, so I will recuse from the issue here and get back to sports
HOOOLLLYYYY JUMPIN, Big 10. That is what could fairly be considered a worst case scenario. If you were following the blog this weekend, you saw me post a .gif of a flaming dumpster, titled ‘live look at the Big10,’ which I thought summed it up nicely. It looked for a moment like Sparty may be up to the task of bailing the conference out, but that was rendered unrealistic when Oregon pulled away.
The conference was 7-6, which doesn’t sound that bad, but it was…oh it so was. The top of the conference got killed in the three “prove it” games, looking simply overmatched in prime time national slots. The contenders in the conference got embarrassed, and the perception of the conference was destroyed. For purposes of a national picture, that’s what is important. On top of that, though, the lower half of the conference got just as embarrassed, if not more so. It took a miracle play for Nebraska to get by McNeese State, Iowa squeaked by Ball State by just 4, and Illinois was in a 1 score game with Western Kentucky. The bottom part of the conference then saw two non-power 5 losses, with Northern Illinois taking down Northwestern and Central Michigan knocking off Purdue. Only Wisconsin and Penn State took business as you would expect from a power conference (perhaps the third most impressive win on the day was Rutgers, who gave up 25 points to an 0-2 1-AA Howard).
The “power 5 want to pull away and play each other, but the Big 10 is doing a bang up job of knocking down that argument.
Just for kicks, and since everyone else seems to be doing it, here are my 4 playoff teams:
Georgia, Oregon, Oklahoma, Florida State
I’m not convinced that Florida State will get it done but it’s hard to find a loss on their schedule, and if they run the table they will be in. Georgia looks stronger than Alabama right now, but that may as well just say ‘SEC Champion.’
I started writing and working as for the Santa Clara Law School paper, The Advocate, as sports editor this week. I will post a link to my first column (surprise! I’m complaining about college football) as well as an extended version of it here after they post the online version (which is just a .PDF).
I will be writing in every issue, so you can expect 10/12 column links there. If it is worthwhile, I will also post extended versions on the site. Just an update.
Dammit. So I wrote the whole Ray Rice thing on Tuesday evening, and while not much has changed from that perspective, with the news coming out that the League received video, I now have a big issue with Goodell. Can you see that video, suspend the guy 2 games, and still keep your job? Maybe. Can you see that video, suspend the guy 2 games, claim you never saw the video then suspend him indefinitely and then have it come out that you were given the video despite your claims that you tried and failed to get it? Absolutely not. Later, Rog.
For what it’s worth, it doesn’t matter if you didn’t actually see it. The lie is just as bad, because you claimed to have done due diligence in trying to get the video. In what universe do the police say they sent it, you say you didn’t got it, and the conversation just stops there?
The more I think about it, the worse it gets. I really did want to talk about other things this week, but Wednesday’s events have my mind working, so I put together a timeline of more or less what happened, in my suspicion, in the NFL office.
That timeline was going to appear here, but as it approached 1000 words, I decided to break it off, so even though I wanted to avoid the story, I guess you should be on the lookout for a Ray Rice column
This hasn’t been particularly light hearted thus far, so I may as well take this opportunity to point something out: there is a song out there, a reasonably popular one at that, called Donkey, and it’s about riding a donkey to a party. I don’t really have anything to add to that, other than that maybe typing it out will make it seem less ridiculous and…nope. It didn’t.
Not a terrible song, though.
Look this has been a brutal week. The Ray Rice story has dominated the news cycle to the extent that discrimination suits with the Mets and possible racism in Atlanta have been more or less pushed aside. The start of the football season and the MLB playoff race have been completely ignored the past few days
This stuff is all important and with the way the story has gone down, I get it. Still though, as I said above, I am SO sick of the attention this is getting. That’s why I’m so happy the weekend is here. Thank god we ca finally get back to what we enjoy about sports, the SPORTS themselves.
So go out there this weekend, enjoy the football, have a few adult beverages if that is your style (collectively as sports fans we earned them), and hopefully next week we can come back and talk about what happened on the field.
Bonus: Go read my sister’s stuff. You probably don’t care about BC football, not many people do, but this one was a good read. http://bcheights.com/sports/2014/even-in-futile-situations-football-can-inspire-hope/
AAAAAANDDDD THE PICKS
6-4 LAST WEEK, 12-8 ON THE SEASON
I’ll take 60% all day every day, but I think we have a breakthrough week coming here.
It’s actually a tough week for college. You’re either giving a TON of points, or betting on a team that you probably don’t think is very good, in most cases.
BYU vs. Houston UNDER 58
This was a push, so since I picked it before the column posted, I’m going to exclude it and pick 10 for the weekend.
Boise State (- 16) over UConn
‘Hey Jack, you’re such a homer. You pick Boise every week. You have no credibility.’
Yeah no kidding. Don’t care. Like the Broncos on the road giving the points. Minus another 4th quarter meltdown this should be easy.
West Virginia (+4) over Maryland
This week is phase 1 of my ‘bet against the B1G and get rich’ scheme, and even though it feels weird to call Maryland a Big10 team, WV looked good against Bama, and even on the road I’m not sure why they’re getting points here.
Wyoming (+44) over Oregon
The first couple of weeks suggest that the Pokes may not be all that bad. Oregon, obviously, is really good, but I think that they will give up a few points, and without getting to 65 or so, 44 is going to be a tough cover.
Georgia (-7) over South Carolina
I don’t think that this is going to be a rout, but Georgia’s running attack is formidable enough that if they get a lead, they can keep scoring by running the ball. Giving up a single score seems like a great deal here.
Washington (-13) over Illinois
The Dawgs have NOT looked good thus far under Chris Peterson, with narrow wins over Hawai’i and Eastern Washington (THE RED!), which doesn’t seem to bode well heading into the hellscape that is the Pac12 North. Having said that I think they get it going in Cyler Miles’s second game under center. Also, Big10, bet against, rake money…you know.
UCLA (-8) over Texas
Texas has looked downright shaky thus far, and at a certain point the conclusion has to be that Mac Brown just left the cupboard bare for Coach Strong.
Texas A&M (-33) over Rice
Notre Dame beat Rice by 31, so it can be run up on them, and while 33 is a big number, it isn’t as daunting with an offense like A&M’s.
Arizona State (-16) over Colorado
Colorado is terrible, right? They got gashed by a CSU rushing game that couldn’t get anywhere in Boise, and as much as I would like to think that was all our rush D being impenetrable, I think the Buff’s D is just pretty bad. They also had trouble with the powerhouse that is UMass. Arizona State, on the other hand has 103 points in 2 games. This one could get ugly.
Cowboys (+3.5) over Titans
The Titans looked better than they are last week, and the Cowboys had a disastrous first quarter that caused everyone (myself included to an extent) to count them out. A week ago they would have been favored, so I’m going against this overreaction line.
Cardinals (-2.5) over Giants
The Cardinals’ passing game looked pretty decent last week, which is all it should need to be against the Giants. Start Larry Fitzgerald if you’ve got him.
I’m buzzing off of the Boise win, and maybe a beverage or 2, but this thought has occurred to me: Outkast is theBeatles of Hip Hop. They are simultaneously revered and underrated. They work on so many levels (Hey Ya being the best example: works as an awesome pop song but also as a introspective look at modern hook up culture)… they will, if there is any justice in music, be remembered as an all time great. Continue reading →
Or B1G, or whatever. No matter what they are calling themselves or how they are spelling it, they are an absolute dumpster fire. Looked for a second like Sparty was going to bail them out, but no such luck.
This guy on Twitter really nailed it:
The toughest part about betting against the Big10 all year is going to be when I have to decide whether to buy a Ferrari or a Maserati.
1. It isn’t a football topic exactly, but Adam Silver (NBA commish) was asked about gambling this week, and in the biggest upset of the season thus far, he answered like a reasonable adult, rather than pretending that gambling doesn’t exist. He actually went even further than that, saying “It’s inevitable that, if all these states are broke, that there will be legalized sports betting in more states than Nevada and we will ultimately participate in that.”
No idea if the part about states going broke leading to the legalization of gambling is true (haven’t heard that elsewhere) but it would be nice to see, and while they obviously need to avoid getting too involved, but it’s good to see the head of a league not have his head in the sand.
After a couple of years off, it is time to dust off an old Obstructed View Sports favorite, and say welcome back to Nit Picks. For those of you who don’t remember, nit picks is (about) 10 mini-rants, and 10 picks that you can take TO THE BANK for the upcoming weekend. Let’s get to it. Continue reading →
Alright Big Blue Nation. Today is the day. It is the genesis of an era, the beginning of a new chapter. Coach Pete is in Seattle, and Bronco fans with any level of sense will wish him well there. In Boise, though, there are three words, reduced to three letters and a pound sign that have Bronco Nation pulsing with excitement, as we usher in the new staff of Harsin, Stanford and Yates. Attack the future. #ATF. Continue reading →